“ I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
…..my own star on
Somewhere between
I walked the ramp today.
* The following story is based on true events. Any resemblance to an awesome person and a not-so-awesome one are not coincidental but merely solid truth.
Sweaty Teddy:“Cmmon! Lets go!”
The Hunk: “Where to? Cant you see I have just started ghissing?”
Sweaty Teddy: “Abe…..remember Vogue auditions!”
Narrator: Vogue is the fashion parade of the cultural fest of the college The Morons goto.
The Hunk: “Are you out of your whatever little mind you have left or do you actually think with your rear?”
Sweaty Teddy: “This is important for me and how pathetic would it look if I went there alone?”
The Hunk: “Not as pathetic as it is looking right now!”
Sweaty Teddy: “Cmmon! Rampwalk!”
God: “Go on Hunk! Its okay!”
The Hunk: “Okay! Let us see….what rampwalk feels like”
Narrator: And hence set out the duo of Sweaty Teddy and The Hunk ala Turner and Hooch style. Now true to his name Sweaty Teddy has the tendency to develop extra large sweat glands whenever a member of the opposite sex approaches. So needless to say he was walking towards a sureshot calamity. Thus they entered the arena.
The Hunk: “Yeah we are here…. now what Teddy? Teddy? Teddy!!!”
(Teddy is crouching behind a tree approximately 20 metres before the entrance to the theatre)
Teddy: “Oh my god! There are so many girls!”
Hunk: “You were right! This is pathetic! Thanks for showing this awesome display of girlpower!”
(After 15 minutes assuring that he will return alive, Teddy finally enters the arena!)
Narrator: It was Hunk’s turn to set ablaze the stage first. True to his name he walked and boy he walked! Then quite contrary to his name when he was supposed to quote on “Why you want to join Vogue?”, he went ahead and just flashed his million-dollar-smile and two thumbed thumbs up for all the flashing cameras! Actually, just the one camera in his case.
Then walked Teddy, actually "walk" is not the right term “controlling your run so that others don’t know your hind is on fire” is better! His words of wisdom then were “I want to join Vogue because I think its all about fashion and style!”
But alas, there is one character who in this whole story turned out to be the backstabber! You see, God isn’t as serious as people make him out to be. Teddy qualified for the second round and Hunk was kicked out!
As we now see Hunk’s room, Teddy is abusing him for calling himself “Hunk” and is wondering why on earth he is being called “Sweaty Teddy”!
10 comments:
he he.. Do they have a video of this or something? Damn.. Why wasn't I there!! Since being stupid is in "vogue" these days, I might as well think about pursuing a career in show-business.
hehe i was d spectator !!
third one ! :D
man!!! this one is a hands down awe-fuckin-some blog...
wish u had stayed on fr the 2nd round n gave us some more insights about sweaty teddy's perfomances...
Didn't get most of it (the characters, in particular. Mech poly, i suppose.) Hilarious post nevertheless. Liked the Nickelback quote too.
PS: Faltu fact of the day- I auditioned for Vogue in first year. I'd rather not get into the details though.
@b-pot
pity you had a flu...but i reckon with Manoj Tiwary's legacy with you, you would have bowled all over!
@bunty
arre nazar hi nahin aap! khair aapki koi galti nahin..mohit ke saamne koi nazar aa jaye bahut badi baat hai!
@maya
sahi mein...next up: an interview with the new posterboy of all gays!
@dela
your exploits on the ramp are now a part of "to talk about" list with you!
Brilli-o-nt post...But, yeah, me too didn't know any characters...
@Dela
Dude, we need to talk! ;)
@HHH
i apologise for delaying the narration of YOUR exploits with the fairer sex!
but dont worry! that is one topic high on my priority list before my blog is banished for being too profane!
simply awesome !!
relished it. you surely have a fan in me, with this.....
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