The Bro Code Worketh?

Ah well it finally feels nice to be back on familiar grounds and write a narrative blog!

Kids, I have lately taken a fetish towards How I Met Your Mother and this is another story:

The occasion was allotment of rooms for the next “academic” year. The Morons sat down (yes, the whole bunch of ‘em!) so as to decide where and which rooms to take in the hostel. What followed was an epic jismein action tha, drama tha, emotion tha aur comedy ke liye Sushi tha!

Now being a Moron comes with a legacy. Nothing and I mean nothing can be done without putting more than the maximum effort required. To add to it all…..this was one topic where the Morons actually decided to apply their brains (or whatever little they have). The Morons were mainly divided into the following warring tribes: 

1) Hum saath saath hain: This group belonged to the school of thought which might have made Gandhiji proud. Their sole statement used to be: Either we take rooms all together or we stay right where we are!

 2) Inverse vertigo: These people (being the Morons that they are) had a fear of ground floor (hence the name, inverse vertigo) and were as against taking rooms on the ground floor as Pallavi was against Parvati in Kahanii Ghar Ghar Kii!

 3) Privacy Party: Okay some background here. Facing our hostel is the girls’ hostel. (trust me, it isn’t as cool as it sounds). So there is a stipulation that in that wing facing the girls’ hostel no boy is allowed to move the old “topless” style. Of course, the others countered that such a rule doesn’t necessarily be followed (like all other college “rules”). It was then that they came up with their point which led to their nomenclature: But we don’t want to move around like that in front of girls!

C’mon bozos….Courage, the cowardly dog has more guts!

 4) We want a Penthouse: Relax! Not the magazine folks. This group included yours truly so definitely it was the most sensible of the lot (its my blog afterall). All we wanted was a balcony attached to our rooms. The primary reason being we didn’t have one during this year. Fair enough right!

 BeeTeeW: Mohit (expectedly) was in the Privacy Party.

 Following was the conversation that occurred. People wont be named, rather they would be identified by the first letter of their respective ideologies.

H: I think, we should all take the rooms together no matter where we take them!

P: yeah okay, but first wing is out of question….we have our dignity at stake!

W: All fine but we need a balcony folks and first wing is the only available one which has balconies.

I: Yeah but we don’t want the ground floor….its dangerous with all snakes and what not (they were probably referring to the Loch Ness monster) showing up!

 Some enlightened soul: Guys, if we want all of these, we would never get any rooms.

 H: Shut the f**k up, I think, we should all take the rooms together no matter where we take them!

I: Hey man, its each man for himself and you want to get bitten by a snake ( I think he meant the anaconda from the movie) be my guest!

H: Yeah, you be my guest and you can (expletives meaning eating something unpleasant)….

W: Let’s be rational here and just take the rooms with the balcony….

 Now kids, I can go on and on about this carousing on rooms but I know you have better things to do. ( I am so selfless!)

The story ended when we received a notification that we wouldnt be allowed to take part in the allotment process because we hadn’t sent any application requesting for the same! Talk about your gigantic time wasters and that’s when I decided:

 When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead!