"Mechanical hathaudachaap branch hai to ismein ladkiyan kam hi aati hain!!!"quipped an uncle of mine when i was allocated mechanical at iitr after the counselling.
Well after one year of pure "farzi" engineering at least that part is true.....
So on this immensely boring holiday i sit down to write about my frnds here in my department!!!!
We have a lot of people whom u might call "namoonas",myself being the biggest of the lot,there's Mohit Mut**al,Abhinav Gaa**ey and who can forget Baaabaaaaaaaaa(i think his real name is Pornov,which is spelled as Pranav).
If these are students then the profs are equally aliens like.Well Matty-boy once told me that some guy was suspended after someone read his blog so i wont give any direct names(IM A SCARED KID!!!!)but for those understanding enuf:"Mazaak nahin ho raha hai yahan par,abhi mera paala phirse padega third year mein to jyaada samajhne ki zaroorat nahin hain".
Some excerpts of a typical group of mech engineering undergrads:
p.s.:some wont be able to understand if they are not aware of the recent developments in the abusive lingo area.
P.S:this is a work of fiction,any resemblance to any person living or(most probably)dead is HIGHLY coincidental!!!!!
Mohit:Where would i get nude photos of Victoria S?
Myself,Kaa** Ch**hi:Have u told ur mom about her!!!this is getting serious.When will u propose her?
Chorus:hahahahahahhaa..........
Mohit:Why do u DO this to me,u shitbomb!!!!
Abhinav Gaan*ey:Mohit is so innocent sometimes he i think was born only an hour ago!!!!
Joey:Abe canteen chalenge?
(narrator:joey is a mallu so speaks hindi too fluently)
Abhinav:Abe chu*** canteen nahin chalti humein chalna hota hai!!!!
chorus:bachao !!!!!bachao!!!!!
Mayank(Maayaa):Abe uske baare mein suna archi mein mast bandi aayi hai?
(narrator:for starters mechanical guys are THE most horny beings on the planet)
Myself,Kaa** Ch**hi:Yup, i think i might have seen her that day,i thought my day went well after i had seen her!!!
****Next episode :after another bout of appy fizz at the otherwise pathetic jawahar bhawan canteen!!!!!
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