MORONS TRY THEIR HANDS AT THE GENTLEMEN'S GAME......

Its two days to end sems and unfortunately,it comes with the purchase of every moronic brain that highly stupid ideas are bound to strike you when time is of utmost importance.
So it was on this highly studious afternoon that morons had their latest brainstorm......a marathon game of cricket to be played in the Jawahar lawns.
So with a quickness that would defy the quickness of the quick return mechanism(i HAVE been studying Kinematics of Machines,u see)a bat and a ball were arranged and around 14 of the most lethal brains of the institute gathered on the battlefield.
Ninja and I became the captains(actually no-one gave a damn asto who the captain was,they just wanted to hit some balls,if u know what i mean!!!!)and divided the players.I won the "Tip-Top" toss and remembered Geoff Boycott's golden words-"Win the toss,bat first".
And bat we did.We made "ab tak" 56 runs,mostly courtesy Mohit Mutthal who was hitting the ball so hard,one might actually think he was imagining ME as the ball(i trash him that much,u see) and then we bowled out the pathetic opposition for an equally pathetic 25 odd runs that too courtesy Mohit's bowling which had in it the speed of Warne and the guile of a Shoaib's beamer.......

Unfortunately i had shouted(in a state of euphoria,actually im always in a state of Euphoria)at the beginning of the match:"JO HAREGA WOH JEETEGA!!!!"

As a result we had to forfeit the next match's first batting to THEM,a fact that did not go down well with my teammates.
Newaz the match was truly,madly and deeply a nail biter when our beloved Gaandey hit the winning run of the very last ball of the alloted 10 overs and we shouted to the applause of the whole hostel who hadnt seen that entertaining a match ever:"F**K DE INDIA!!!!"

As for my contribution,i'll just be modest and say the following:
First match-3 runs,2 dropped catches and 10 runs conceded in one over.

Second match-6 runs,1 dropped catch and 10 runs conceded in one over.



BUTT,the team counts and "JEET GAYE........................"