Monday, September 17, 2007

MORONS MOVE ON...............

Faithful readers(thts just a polite way of sayin:u dont have nething to do apart from reading my blog?)might recall that when we last met "THE most horny beings on the planet" their test series's had just ended so they were in a rather flamboyant mood.
But now its time that those demons are awaken again(like Jesus's resurrection only that THEY look like Satan's minions)in the form of answer scripts.

So now in this episode we get to see,their reactions,some of which are suicidal.
P.S.:viewer discretion is ,as usual, advised


Mohit:Where wud i get nude photos of Victoria Silvesdt?
(narrator:even I think she is smoking hot)
Myself:In Kinematics of Machines by G.H. Martin,u a***ole!!!on one side there are these numbers which never go in to double figures and the only score ure concerned about is 36-24-36!!!!
Joey:Maine maths mein phod diye...........3 aaye!!!!
Abhinav:u mean 1+2=3 waala 3?sahi hai chaapoooo!!!!
(chorus:chaaapo!!!!chaapo!!!!)
(narrator:these guys arent what one might call subtle.For those who are confused Joey has just broken the record for the all time lowest score in maths)
Mohit:I got 17.5,Shubbu got 25.I wont get ne job now!!!!!
(narrator:apart from his being horny which a lil absurd,all of Mohit's talks suggest that either he has an iq in negatives or else has not reached puberty yet!!!!)
Abhinav:Abe jyaada bola yahin pe khade khade aisi utaarenge teri!!!!
Myself:@#$%^&,maa ke*****
(chorus:maa ke *****,maa ke *****)
Abhijeet:Has neone seen my thermo copy?no?ok has neone seen my shit oops sorry sheet holder?
(narrator:Abhijeet is sure about only one of his things being in place, u guess that on ur own)



On the next episode of the hero honda star parivar award nominated series:the scene now shifts to a classroom....in a never bfore seen sequence ull actually get to see what an iit classroom looks like with everybody asleep.So be there!!!!!

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