A TYPICAL IITian

I have been trying to make some sense out of the classnotes' copy of one of my batchmates for the past two hours with the only outcome being that I have decided to vent my desperation on this portal.The subject,by the way, is Kinematics of Machines,so folks if I am found dead u know who is the culprit.Just like that!!!!!!!
So any of of u,who are expecting another one of my "humorous"blogs(I sincerely hope u find my blogs funny,and if u dont,plzzzz consult a doctor.),ure out of luck today folks!!!Today i m as senti as neone can possibly get.
P.s.-Like the gpa system of the iit's this senti scale is relative so i still cud appear mad to people who dont hail from R-land!!!!


Two years of solid preparation for only one exam might render even Shahrukh Khan charmless and dim-witted,let alone mortal souls like us.So there's bound to be some of that world famous "nerdness" in us.But this part only rests with us till we reach our respective colleges(though it remains with the ghissues for the rest of their lives).


What happens to a typical IITian is this:
Some of the values inculcated here are terrorists and counter terorrists can never be friends(except of course,when I m playing the chutiyaap strike).tutorials are not meant to be done,they are to be used to make paperplanes(paper is to be used properly u see).Attendence has to be kept above 75%(aage chalke yeh shayad professional life mein kaam aaye)either by hook or(most probabaly)by crook,so proxies are the norm of the day.Girls are rare so each girl sighted by neone has to discussed as lewdly as possible(without ne emotions involved)with all the friends(and sometimes strangers too!!!!).

Some of the ususal scenes here are:
People brushing and exercising their bowels at the same time.Not bathing for weeks at a time as a result of which the deo sales of the markets hit the skies and rusty bathroom taps.25 people in the class,yet the attendance register might show 50 had turned up(and yeah all25 had woken up only during the attendance).Girls are given looks as if the big foot has been seen.Girls are given looks as if the big foot has been seen.Girls are given looks as if the big foot has been seen.Girls are given looks as if the big foot has been seen...........

And after 4 years( i think after Five point someone and reading this blog u get the picture of iits)of the abovesaid activities,i doubt neone wud be deemed as "normal"!!!!
So on this senti note,I bid adieu.

P.s.-Again i want to say,this senti mood was a slight hiccup in my nervous system brought about by seeing excessive number of numbers in a particular copy,so i wud be in my normal(some might still call it funny)mood tomorrow!!!!!!!