MORONS IN CLASS

"Abe aa gaya kya?"
"nahin lekin kabhi bhi aa sakta hai!!!"
(narrator:its not voldemort,its the preofessor they are talking about)
Mohit:Where wud i get nude photos of Victoria Silvesdt?
(saying this he enters the classroom and a huge uproar of "Mutt*al" greets him)
Mohit:Kam se kam class mein to mat kiya karo!!!
Myself:Kya bola be?Tu dekh aaj mai beech sadak pe chillaunga!!!!
(the prof enters)
(chorus:shhh!!!!shhh!!!!)
Joey:Me going to sleep at the back!!!
Myself:Okay!Come lets play "Mohit is an a***ole".
(chorus:okay okay)
Abhinav:Or we cud throw chalks at those ghissues in the front bench!!!
Maayaaa:i'll read sherlock holmes!!!
(narrator:studies are nowhere in sight)
(out of nowhere prof suddenly props up to see what these backbenchers are doing)
Prof:Is this supposed to be ur bedroom?
Rakesh(who was hitherto sleeping as if in heaven):Sir,headache!!!
Prof:GETTTTT OUTTTT!!!!
(someone's mobile:bhen**** sutta!!!bhen**** sutta!!!)
Prof(himself inclined to say something on THAT line):Switch ur mobiles off!!!!
(chorus:yeah right,hahahahahaha...........)