JEEV MILKHA SING MEETS ALFRED NOBEL MEETS MOTHER TERESA!!!!MEETING ORGANISED BY IIChe,IIT ROORKEE

THE DAY AS U WILL SEE TURNED OUT BE THE MOST BAKCH*D DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!





5:45p.m.:Sunki(the bulk and the original NAGESWARAN as we will see):The IIChe is organising this interdepartmental quiz in the Bose Audi at 6 .I ,u and Naman will be a team.
Myself(stifling a titanic yawn after 4 hrs of straight sleep):Hokay!!!!


Bose Audi:
Sunki:Those dicks are charging us 10 bucks per team for registration!!!!
Myself(in my usual monotonous tone):Bhen ke ****,khaane ke liye yahi bahana mila tha saalon ko!!!!
Incoming call from prateek:I cant find neone from Production engineering for the quiz,damnit.
Myself:Take neone,sit with us we'll apply shareware programme and get u through!!!!
(eventually he brings Gholap and a faccha,who in my mind are the worst possible choices)


First round was the typical chaotic round where my and prateek's team literally exchanged sheets and we qualified for the second round.
The highlight of this round was the time when i showed my humility by asking prateek:TUMHARA bhi ho gaya?


20 teams qualified for the second which was an audiovisual round,the best lot of the questions were highly enlightening to say the least as we got to know that apart fron human beings,the fakako is an animal(bird)which isnt extinct!!!

OH AND YEAH I FORGOT DURING THE MEANTIME WE HAD GOTTEN USED TO KICKING SUNKI'S "SCULPTED" BUTT, SO WE STARTED CALLING OUR TEAM "THE NAGESWARANS-NEMESIS OF THE SIMPSONS"
p.s.-this joke isnt half as funny when written down!!!!!

and yeah does neone of u know that a president of THE STATES had installed an electric horse in the white house?(i joked tht it was rather for some extra curricular fun for all future presidents until Bill Clinton fell for Ms.Lewinsky)
bad u say?tell me about it!!!i was having a stomachache from laughing at this point!!!!


Final round,the ultimate chutiy**p:

First prize:1000 cash
Second: 500 cash
third:a set of books for CAT preparation!!!!!
announced the quiz master(who looked as if he might not be able to tell u HIS name if asked at this point)!!!!


With this began the final round,and yeah Prateek's team had qualified after enduring one another lecture of mine which contained numerous qoutes from my bank of humility like,"Abe tum agar kar gaye qualify to humein to downright first de denge!!!!!"


Our team's first connect(u'll probaably kill me after reading this):connect Jeev Milkha,Alfred Nobel,some godforsaken monument,a slum area,a photo of the Pope.
Naman(deep in thought):Kya ho sakta hai?
Myself(deep in my SHALLOW thoughts):The word , I think ,we are looking for here is motherf**ker!!!!
The Nageswarans split up laughing

Eventually the answer was announced as Mother Teresa.
Myself to myself:Atleast the MOTHER part was right!!!!




Turns out the following things had conspired:
Jeev Milkha had won SOME award tht Mother Teresa had won.(It definitely wasnt the award for performing the most bakch*di,that HAS to go to IIChe)
Nobel for the nobel prize
The "godforsaken" monument was actually her birthplace.
Pope for her cannonization events.
slums for her work(and eventually where IIChe is heading)


Another eventful thing that happened was some of my fellow litsec members didnt know who had directed the godfather trilogy!!!They answered Tarantino for chrissakes.........
I think starting tomorrow they are gonna be treated as outcasts in the section!!!


so some googol tantrums and googol abusive words later and yeah a googol"F**K!!!"s later the quiz ended and Surprisingly Prateek's team finished third and we finished fourth!!!! "GOD!!!WHERE ART THOU?"

Naman i think has gone into permanent shock and keeps saying:Humara kat gaya!!Humara kat gaya!!

p.s.:IIChe is NOT a work of fiction,all characters involved in the above episode are hereby deemed mentally unfit for ne further human contact!!!!